The dishonourable excellency's (Nigeria)

over the past six years, Nigeria have got an inexplicable joke for a government, with Dr Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan at the helm of affair. The level of banters and comic activities by the aso rock occupants and friends of the family is seen to have over-shadowed their administrative accomplishments. I can start from all directions, but it would rather be boring if I don't start from the corner of our honourable first lady... Sorry former first lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, AKA mama peace. Her first port of call in contributing to the blonders of her husband's administration was from her home state, (river state) there's a popular say which goes thus "charity begins at home" so for the first lady to start it up from her country-home is not out of place or far from norm at all. She was serving two administrative duties, correct if I'm wrong, mama peace was working both as the first lady in Aso-rock and also the Governor of river state. Her no nonsense approach toward been usurped of her authority brought about some ruthless attacks on the lawfully elected Governor of the state Rotimi Ameachi. Issues bordering on reports brought to her from her home country by her kins-men about a location of a market in an ecologically vulnerable location in Okrika, that needs to be demolished, was received by her excellence as having her authority questioned, because of the Governors insistence on taking out his action plan. The other one was amaechi's habit of been sarcastic with answers, no matter how serious or highly placed the questioners are, another attribute the first lady would skin him alive for. Now back to Aso-rock, President Goodluck jonathan was the commander in chief, the first lady was the dictator in chief. Let me cut her some slack a-bit, the president was like a sleeping panda, some body needs to be up, if for nothing, to keep the wheels of humour spinning. We were a country that was having some body, some where, that was some how the president, even America knew that we had no Government, all we've got was just a confused figurehead, Who's been told by some other dishonourable excellency's around him, what is what in our imaginary or (only on paper) economic development. The fight against our nemesis called bokoharam was also been won on paper. Jobs amounting to three million from the fraudulent programmes like you-win or sure-P was been sang like a broken record every day by our dishonourable ministers of petroleum, finance and our fraudulent economic monitors. Jobs that Nigerians don't see, joke that Nigerians must crack. Close to three hundred secondary school girls where kidnapped in chibok by sworn killers, only for our president to call it politics, at-least the first lady was proactive enough to summon the principal of the school, to remind him that "there is God ooo" In line with the jonathan's styled Governance, stones must be let unturned because sleep is of the essence, Nigeria rained blood for six years, only for our outgoing commander in chief to receive a hero's fairwell. The career jonathanians where proactive for once, in branding and rebranding of their pay master, at-least for his out going party. What is left for them now is to push for him to get nominated for the award of Nobel peace price, which I know is not possible, because the awardee's are not Nigerians, such celebration of dishonour can only be possible in Nigeria. It is only in Nigeria you don't ask a rich man the secrete of his wealth, it is only in Nigeria a drug baron can become a senator, only in Nigeria a looser qualifies for nobel peace award for conceding defeat and making congratulatory calls. It is only in Nigeria we celebrate our dishonour.